Kid gets a banana as a prank gift from his parents on his birthday. Look at his excitement. This kid is my hero.
(URANUS AND NEPTUNE HAVE THE SAME SATURN PRINT ON THE BOTTOM OF THEIR DRESSES THIS IS A PRECIOUS FUCKING FAMILY AND DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME OTHERWISE)
ALL DOGS SEE YOU AT YOUR MOST UNFLATTERING ANGLE WHERE IT LOOKS LIKE YOU HAVE TWELVE THOUSAND CHINS AND THEY ARE STILL SO HAPPY TO SEE YOUR BEAUTIFUL SELF THAT THEIR ENTIRE BODY VIBRATES, HOW GREAT IS THAT?
not every single long sentence is a song title by fall out boy
there are two ways to read this
i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere